well done yo
(Source: ayikalin)
zomg i want one!
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o O ….
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Dear followers,
Which would you wear?
4 makes me wish I was a girl, actually.
All of them
i would definitely wear 1 or 4
* A*
4 and 5 o3o ♥
oh my goodness any of the last three
2 4 or 5 omg
ALL OF THEM
ALL THE TIME
ALL OF THEM CAN I HAVE THEM ALL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
1 and 4. 1 specifically because I like to show off my skin.
Omg all the yesses :’3
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Someone’s selling a gorgeous Sian Hoffman corset girdle at an amazing price.
If my waist was a little smaller, I’d buy this, but maybe it fits one of you?
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
i cant weaR this but i haz a wants -__-
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wants…. i haz it….
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HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap gift.
Cancer – Accuse them of overreacting or being too sensitive. Mistreat their family. Take away their security blanket.
Gemini – Spill liquid on their gadgets or books. Make them wait to hear a juicy tidbit of information (especially if they’re the last to know). Whatever they tell you, respond with “Oh that? That’s old news.” Solitary confinement with 0 distractions or entertainment. Have no “street smarts”. Successfully con them.
Leo – Don’t compliment them. Ever. Compare them unfavorably to someone else. Be stingy with affection. Embarrass them in public. Force them to live in poverty or take away their luxuries. Question their principles.
Virgo – Rearrange their ____ – repeatedly. Silent treatment. Present them with things, tasks or people that they can’t organize or fix. Correct or double-check them. Question their know-how or attention to detail. Take away all of their research paraphernalia.
Libra – Ignore etiquette. Decide that they’re unattractive. Point out their flaws with an audience. Put them in situations where they must make a decision quickly on limited information.
Scorpio – Expose and/or analyze their secrets (in private or public). Don’t fall for their manipulations. Successfully manipulate or humiliate them. Don’t have sex with them.
Sagittarius – Complain incessantly. Sweat the small stuff. Never make, understand or laugh at a joke. Remove their options. Have no common sense.
Capricorn – Be lazy. Ruin their plans or their reputation. Question their authority. Remind them that they’re not the boss or that they have a boss.
Aquarius – Make a good case for why their friends, ideas, values or tastes are predictable, boring and common. Question their intelligence or treat them as an intellectual inferior.
Pisces – Give them lots of responsibility and deadlines. Then apply some pressure. Belittle their dreams. Be unkind. Stereotype. Negatively judge them and everyone else around them. Make them face (a dreary, hopeless, practical) reality.
I’m an aquarius.
Sounds legit.
I’m pisces.
totally legit.
Libra.
So legit, I’ll kill you if you take any of those suggestions.
Scorpio.
Just so you know, if you do manage these things…you will be sorry for it.
Pisces.
geh. I would snap. :c and then put you on my list.
Libra.
True story.sagittarius
yep
Virgo and yes. I actually went through that when we moved here. All of my shit was rearranged, I was no longer able to organize or clean things.. and all of my researching stuff (Books computer etc) were out of reach. Its the WORST
This is just the coolest fucking thing ever. I wish I had money…
i do have munnie but for the life of me i wouldnt even know how
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VANILLA-DAZE AND A-RTSY’S MASSIVE GIVEAWAY
give away includes:
Electronics
2x MacBook Airs (added when this reaches 1000 notes)
iPhone 4S White (added when this reaches 500 notes)
iPhone 3GS Black
Blackberry Bold Black 9780
Blackberry Torch Black 9800
Gold and Black GHD Straighteners
Green and Black Skullcandy Headphones
Bridesmaids Extended Edition Movie
Jewellery and Accessories
3x Jack Wills Nail Polish (Light Purple, Light Purple Glittery, Grey Glittery)
2x Barry M Crackle Nail Polish (Pink and Blue)
2x Chanel Nail Polish (Redy Pink Glittery, Orangey Peach)
Smythson Blue Leather Pouch
Ray Ban Aviators
Red Estee Lauder Make Up Pouch
Dark Patent Louis Vuitton PursRing e
3x Bangles (Forget Me Not, Love, Peace)
Gold Bangle with Hand of Fatima
3x Urban Outfitters Necklaces (Arrow head, Cross and Feather) (Stone, Ring and Spike) (3 Rings on)
Gold Twist Ring
Gold Ring with Blue Stone
Dream Catcher Earrings
Make Up
2x Estee Lauder Powder Blush Brushes
Bobbi Brown Eyeshadow
Jack Wills Eyeshadow
2x Rimmel Liquid Eyeliners
Hermes Soap
4x Estee Lauder Lipglosses
Estee Lauder Lipstick
Yves Saint Laurent Eyeshadow Box
Chanel Mascara
Chanel Lipgloss
Jack Wills Lipgloss
Bobbi Brown Mascara
Estee Lauder Eye Pencil
Jack Wills Eyeliner
Yves Saint Laurent Touche Eclat
Jo Malone Grapefruit and Rosemary Eau de Cologne
Jack Wills Hand Cream
Clothes and Bags
Calvin Klein Black Dress
Sandro Peter Pan Collar Striped Top
Sandro Red Sweater with Black and White Patches
Office Grey Heeled Leather Boots
Steve Madden Black and Aztec Print Moccasin Boots
Black Fur Headband
Grey Fur Wristwarmers
Lulu Guiness Black Tote Bag
Other
3x Racing Brussel Sprouts (you know you want them hehehe)
Union Jack Ukelele
REASON: our parents work in fashion so we get given a lot of freebies. lots of this stuff we had already/ don’t want. rather than throwing it away we’ve decided to do a giveaway.
RULES:
- must be following vanilla-daze and a-rtsy
WE CHECK. IF YOURE PICKED AND ARE NOT FOLLOWING BOTH OF US WE WILL PICK SOMEONE ELSE.
- reblog up to 5 times.
- likes won’t count
- winner picked using random.org
- we ship worldwide
- winner will get a link on both our blogs for a month
- message us for details/sizes/queries etc
- choosing on March 8th
GOODLUCK!
does it count if you reblog it from someone else? I can’t find the original post.
/tumblr retarded
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